Chris the Cucumber
Description
Chris the Cucumber is a talking pickle that loved to tell true facts and feed the homeless—but ever since Chef Pee Pee put him into that pickle jar, he hasn't been the same.
Behavior
He tends to hide in the old house waiting for a poor soul there to ask a question.
Occupation
Ripping out eyeballs. It's speculated that he is the one who ripped out Chef Pee Pee's eyes.
Quotes
"Did you know that 3 sips of beer is the cure for a panic attack?"
"Did you know that over the course of a year, 5-10 cockroaches will crawl into your penis hole while you are asleep?"
"Murder is what keeps me going in a day."
Appearance:
he looks like the dude from sesame street