Sonic The Hedgehog

History

Sonic was the fastest thing alive before he was shot by Duggie. He was eventually revived by an unknown force, and he is much…

he… also appears in the vintage SML movie 'Bowser Junior's Lemonade Stand!', but that’s been retconned.

Appearance

His wound is gaping & foul and his legs are constantly convulsing from all of the running he used to do. In his torso is a large fleshy paste which he uses in his chili-dog recipe.

Trivia

•He is often mistaken for a kitty cat
•He's British
•He likes using Little Sweaty Meats for his chili dog recipe

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Appearance:
Never mistake him for Titototter Sonic.